Sarcasm Quotes | This will make you think hard

Anyone who told you to be yourself couldn’t have given you any worse advice

Every time I look at you I get a fierce desire to be lonesome

I am not sarcastic. I am just intelligent beyond your understanding

I am not young enough to know everything

I believe in luck how else can you explain the success of those you dont like

I clapped because its finished, not because I like it

I dont believe in plastic surgery But in your case Go ahead

I feel so miserable without you, it’s almost like having you here

I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book

If you find it hard to laugh at yourself, I would be happy to do it for you

If you love someone set them free. If they come back, set them on fire

I had a perfect evening, but this wasn’t one of them

I never admit or deny anything it makes things more interesting.

Is being stupid a profession or are you just gifted

I wish we were better strangers

Marriage is the chief cause of divorce.

Mirrors cant talk, lucky for you they cant laugh either

Oh, you hate your job Why didn’t you say so There’s a support group for that. It’s called EVERYBODY, and they meet at the bar

The trouble with a kitten is that it eventually beomes a cat

When ideas fail, words come in very handy.