What if when you die, they ask “How was heaven?”
There are no facts, only interpretations – Friedrich Nietzsche
Don’t think of organ donations as giving up part of yourself to keep a total stranger alive. It’s really a total stranger giving up almost all of themselves to keep part of you alive
One person’s craziness is another person’s reality ― Tim Burton
The world is a tragedy to those who feel, but a comedy to those who think ― Horace Walpole
If you look the right way, you can see that the whole world is a garden.
― Frances Hodgson Burnett
If it’s true that our species is alone in the universe, then I’d have to say the universe aimed rather low and settled for very little ― George Carlin
If you do not raise your eyes you will think that you are the highest point. ~Antonio Porchia
No object is mysterious. The mystery is your eye. ~Elizabeth Bowen
In order for something to become clean, something else must become dirty.
Chaos is a name for any order that produces confusion in our minds. ~George Santayana
The enemy is anybody who’s going to get you killed, no matter which side he’s on. ~Joseph Heller
There’s no such thing as bragging. You’re either lying or telling the truth. ~Al Oliver
A penny will hide the biggest star in the Universe if you hold it close enough to your eye. ~Samuel Grafton
If the only tool you have is a hammer, you tend to see every problem as a nail. ~Abraham Maslow
Each act is virgin, even the repeated ones. ~René Char
We don’t see things as they are, we see them as we are. ~Anaïs Nin
The aim of an argument or discussion should not be victory, but progress. ~Joseph Joubert
The guy who invented the first wheel was an idiot. The guy who invented the other three, he was a genius. ~Sid Caesar
When a man sits with a pretty girl for an hour, it seems like a minute. But let him sit on a hot stove for a minute — and it’s longer than any hour. That’s relativity. ~Albert Einstein
Efficiency is intelligent laziness. ~David Dunham
It is not enough for a man to know how to ride; he must know how to fall. ~Mexican Proverb
