Most Funny Love Quotes

Love has every emotion you can think of and every aspect of love is thrilling and important. Love would look dull if there was no funny side to it. Humour is necessary ingredient in love, which spice up your love life and always keeps it fresh. Love is at times a tragedy and there are thousands of funny sayings, jokes and quotes on it.

Today we have collected some most funny Love Quotes which are surely going to make you laugh hard. You could share these quotes on social media and with friends and spread the love and laughter….

Funny Love Quotes:

funny love quotes

“First love is a kind of vaccination which saves man from catching the complaint the second time” – Honore de Balzac

First ever love interest in your life is going to be very special as it teaches you everything for first time, you always wanted to know about love life. There are usually some great tale and awkward moment you will always remember in your life.

 

“Women are meant to be loved, not to be understood” – Oscar Wilde

Well, one day you could know completely understand the universe but understanding even 10% of any women is impossible. There is no known logic, protocol or algorithm to understand their mind, don’t even attempt to understand in any case. But, they have their own way to love and look at thing which will keep you surprised!

 

“Love is like an hourglass, with the heart filling up as the brain empties” – Jules Renard

In short, love is inversely proportional to logic. More you fall in love, lesser the things will look logical. This transition is in itself exciting, which you teach you many things.

 

“When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing: either the car is new or the wife is.”

Girls do remember this, when your boy is behaving too nice to you it may be not what you are thinking. But, don’t keep doubting him every now and then. Love is a beautiful thing, make the most of it.

 

“All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn’t hurt”

Everything is fair in love, but make sure you don’t overdo any of it.

 

“Love is like a war; easy to start but hard to end and you never know where it might take you”

Love is an adventure to unknown destiny through equally unknown path, but the time you will spend will be memorable, with lot of fun and memories of lifetime.

 

“Trust your husband, adore your husband, and transfer as much property as you can to your name”

Have faith in your husband, he is always right :p

 

“Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?”

This will be a good catch up line to make her know your interest in her in funny yet effective manner. Boys, do try these next time 😀

 

“Men are from Earth. Women are from Earth. Deal with it” – George Carlin

You have to live with her, love her, deal with her, work for her, work with her and do everything you never thought you would do someday, so be well prepared.

 

“I’ve had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me and the second one didn’t”

Someone’s absence or presence can be exciting or terrifying, hope you have the best of the probability.

 

“Gravitation cannot be held responsible for people falling in love” – Albert Einstein

No one is responsible for you falling in love, so you don’t need to credit anyone or rather I would call blame anyone.

 

“It wasn’t love at first sight. It took a full five minutes” – Lucille Ball

Some men are so talented; that they can fall in love every other day, with every other girl and with multiple girls at a time in some unique cases.

 

“Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience.”

Marriage will teach will much required lie lesson, which will help you to face life further with confidence.

 

“A man, who says his wife can’t take a joke, forgets that she took him”

Never ever laugh on your wife’s choice, remember you are one of them.

 

“Love is a lot like a backache, it doesn’t show up on X-rays, but you know it’s there” – George Burns

When you are in love, you are the only one who will understand, you can’t express it or describe in words, it’s your time, live the moment.

 

“You can’t buy love, but you can pay heavily for it” – Henny Youngman

Sometimes you need to literally pay for it the whole time and you don’t even have an idea of it.

 

“Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your hearth or burn down your house, you can never tell” – Joan Crawford

Love is just like an double edge sword, you need to handle it with ultra care.

 

“People say you can’t live without love, but I think oxygen is more important”

Remember your priority, ultimately love is NOT everything.

 

“Love; A temporary insanity curable by marriage” – Ambrose Bierce

Love is going to make you multi talented. In marriage you will shortly become a driver, photographer, fan, philosopher, artist and be ready to do any job.

 

“I never knew what real happiness was until I got married; by then it was too late”

Marriage is full of surprises you never know, what it is going to be bring next. Enjoy your awesome marriage life.

 

“People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy” – Bob Hope

I agree with Bob, you never know what is waiting for you at the store, may be some yummy sweets!

 

“A good wife always forgives her husband when she’s wrong”

That’s what differentiates a good wife from an ordinary wife, I wish you have a good wife

 

“I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific” – Lily Tomlin

Be specific in what you wish, else you will get what you actually wished for and I don’t think you will be much entertained with the result.

 

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