22 Funny Goodbye Quotes and One Liners

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Searching for funny goodbye quotes and one liner?

Well, here you will find collection of the most funny goodbye captions that you could easily use as a status or as in facebook, instagram or WhatsApp stories.

What we have done here is after collecting and analyzing huge list of captions we have first filtered only the funniest quote here, so you don’t need to do the same and use only the best ones.

We have done this because of the feedback received from our readers to post only the best curated quotes, so we did what you asked for!

Funny goodbye quotes are useful to specially thank and say goodbye to someone in funny and creative way, so as to ease the emotion of saying goodbye and make it actually fun!

All the quotes listed could be used for friends, girl/boy friends, teachers, coworkers, classmates and even your boss!

It’s always great things to say goodbye to people when you have the chance, even if they might be going away for a short while, longer duration or even permanently.

Taking this into account we have made sure to add quotes to well cover all such occasions.


Funny goodbye quotes for best friends

Below are sarcastic goodbye quotes, that will say goodbye in a hilarious way. All the quotes below are well suited for friends, bff, classmates and even lover!

Thank you for always being there for me even when I’m being a pain in the rear

Funny goodbye quotes


A man never knows how to say goodbye; a woman never knows when to say it.

A man never knows how to say goodbye; a woman never knows when to say it


Saying goodbye to someone, just means that there’s a hello waiting around the corner.

Saying goodbye to someone, just means that there's a hello waiting around the corner



Sometimes when it’s finally happening, you are caught by surprise.

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Don’t hesitate to goodbye! It`s necessary for meeting again and again.

Don't hesitate to goodbye! It`s necessary for meeting again and again

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If I have gone an extra mile for you, you must have ran a few hundred more. Thanks baby.


Thank you for being there when no one else was, even though you f**king left too.


A goodbye isn’t painful unless you’re never going to say hello again.


There’s always something to be thankful for. If you can’t pay your bills, you can be thankful you’re not one of your creditors


I want to thank you for never being there anymore. Your absence has forced me to find my own way.


It isn’t what you have in your pocket that makes you thankful, but what you have in your heart.


Thank you are the two easiest words in any language to say, but in today’s society they are a forgotten commodity.


Funny goodbye quotes for coworkers

We have made a separate list below especially for the people who are leaving a job and looking for a funny goodbye quote for coworker, employees and boss to add it their final email or farewell speech.

Let us be thankful for the fools. But for them, the rest of us could not succeed

— Mark Twain

It’s time to say goodbye, but I think goodbyes are sad and I’d much rather say hello. Hello to a new adventure.


Even if you know what’s coming, you’re never prepared for how it feels.


Wait for meeting me again at the moment you’re least expecting it.


Goodbyes always make my throat hurt? I need more hellos

— Charlie Brown

Thank every single person who has ever told you that you can’t because they are just another reason why you will.


I’m thankful for all those difficult people in my life, they have shown me exactly who I do not want to be.


I will not say goodbye to you! I’ll say see you soon!


I just want to thank you for being my reason to look forward to the next day. Thank you.


How lucky I am to have something that makes saying Goodbye so hard.


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