Most funny quotes about marriage

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Marriage is a big responsibility and brings a whole new meaning to life. It has it’s own up and downs both of which are equally necessary and adds meaning to life.

But, let us see today see the lighter side of marriage, a bit funnier side. These funny Quotes about marriage will make you laugh too hard.

List of funny Quotes about Marriage:

A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband

Funny quotation on marriage


Always remember shes right youre wrong and youre sorry

Always remember shes right youre wrong and youre sorry


An archaeologist is best husband a woman can have the older she gets, the more interested he is in her

An archaeologist is best husband a woman can have the older she gets, the more interested he is in her


A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

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By all means, marry. If you get a good wife, you’ll become happy; if you get a bad one, you’ll become a philosopher

By all means, marry. If you get a good wife, you'll become happy; if you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher


Every man wants a wife who is beautiful, understanding, economical, and a good cook. But the law allows only one wife.

Every man wants a wife who is beautiful, understanding, economical, and a good cook. But the law allows only one wife.


For happy married life men must remember when you are wrong confess immediately, when right keep mum.

For happy married life men must remember when you are wrong confess immediately, when right keep mum.


If you want your wife to listen to you, then talk to another woman; she will be all ears

If you want your wife to listen to you, then talk to another woman; she will be all ears


I havent spoken to my wife for many years. I love her so much that I dont like to interrupt her

I havent spoken to my wife for many years. I love her so much that I dont like to interrupt her



I love being married. It’s so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.

I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.


In our marriage everything is 5050. I cook, he eats. I wash, we wears. I shop, he pays

In our marriage everything is 5050. I cook, he eats. I wash, we wears. I shop, he pays


Insurance is like marriage. You pay, pay, pay, and you never get anything back

Insurance is like marriage. You pay, pay, pay, and you never get anything back


I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back to home always

I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back to home always


I think I’m starting to have a problem with my vision, ever since I got married I haven’t seen any money through the entire house

I think I'm starting to have a problem with my vision, ever since I got married I haven't seen any money through the entire house


Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, half shut afterwards

Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, half shut afterwards


Marriage is a workshop where husband works wife shops

Marriage is a workshop where husband works wife shops


Marriage is give and take. You’d better give it to her or she’ll take it anyway.

Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway.


Marriage is just fancy word to adopt an over grown male child who is no more handled by his parents

Marriage is just fancy word to adopt an over grown male child who is no more handled by his parents


Marriage is the bond between a person who never remembers anniversaries and another who never forgets them

Marriage is the bond between a person who never remembers anniversaries and another who never forgets them


Marriage is when a Men losses his BACHELORS degree and Woman gets her MASTERS degree

Marriage is when a Men losses his BACHELORS degree and Woman gets her MASTERS degree


Newspaper Ad. For sale Encyclopedia Britannica, complete set of 45 volumes. No longer needed due to getting married. My wife knows everything. $200 Or best offer.

Newspaper Ad. For sale Encyclopedia Britannica, complete set of 45 volumes. No longer needed due to getting married. My wife knows everything. $200 Or best offer.


The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think

The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think


The most important four words for a successful marriage ‘I’ll do the dishes

The most important four words for a successful marriage 'I'll do the dishes


When you meet the right woman she will sink into your arms, then your arms in her sink

When you meet the right woman she will sink into your arms, then your arms in her sink


You have two options in a marriage. You can either be happy or you can be right.

You have two options in a marriage. You can either be happy or you can be right.


You know There is a name for people who are always wrong about everything all the time Husband

You know There is a name for people who are always wrong about everything all the time Husband

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