100 Funny Captions for Friends (Selfie, Instagram and More)

Friends make you laugh till your cheeks hurt.

Happiness is doing weird things with friends.

I don’t like half the folks I love.

If you lend a friend five dollars and never see him again, it was worth it.

Let the good times roll!

I didn’t choose the thug life, the thug life chose me.

Friendship is…being equally annoying.

Me and my best friend can communicate just with face expressions.

Proof that I can do selfies better than you

Happiness is a selfie with friends.

Happiness is having friends who are idiots

Escape the ordinary.

You can’t afford my Swag Bi**h! #selfie

You couldn’t handle me even if I came with instructions.

Life isn’t perfect…But my Hair is! #selfieaddict

Meet my Partner in Crime

I hate captions that don’t belong to my selfie.

If you ever ignore my attitude, I will not pick up your luggage again.

I love Instagram because it allows me to maintain a record of my every meal.

You can tell how much someone likes you by the number of times they show up in your selfies.

If I ever write a story about my life, don’t be surprised if your name appears billion times.

I want you to be happy, but I want you to be happy with Me.

When my best friend and I first met, we were both like, “You’re really weird.”

Just remember if we get caught, you’re deaf and i don’t speak english.

Good friends will share the umbrella. Best friends will steal it and yell: Run loser Run!

Sometimes, being with your bff is all the therapy you need!

If you are Mine, You are Mine. I don’t like Sharing.

If I was funny, I would have a good Instagram caption.

True friendship is never serene.My best friend is the one who brings out the best in me.

You are my best friend because I wouldn’t dare be this weird with anyone else.

A good friend wants to hear your stories. Your best friends is there to live them with you!

You can’t do epic shit with basic people.

Everyone has a friend who laughs funnier than he jokes.

Good Times + Crazy Friends = Great Memories!

Friends are god’s way of apologizing to us for our families.

You’ll look a lot less crazy if you can get your friend to do it with you.

Give me one friend, just one, who meets the needs of all my varying moods. – Esther M. Clark

I bet dying vultures have lots of awkward moments with their friends.

If you’re honestly happy, f**k what people think.

My cat acts more insane than my ex-boyfriend.

Oh, you’re a model? What’s your agency, Instagram?

Did you swallow magnets? cause you are attractive!

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another: ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one.

Kiss me if I’m wrong but Dinosaurs still exist? Right?

I love you because we hate the same stuff.

No friendship is an accident.

Good friends don’t let you do stupid things… ALONE

Hey, I just met you, this is crazy.

True friendship comes when silence between two people is comfortable

Don’t Study me. You won’t Graduate!

Being pissed off gets old. I’m just at a whole new ‘fuck it’ level.

The great thing about new friends is that they bring new energy to your soul.

A friend doesn’t go on a diet because you are fat.

Most of us don’t need a psychiatric therapist as much as a friend to be silly with.

What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. Unless your friends are on twitter.

If you ran like your mouth, you would be in good shape

Everyone has that one annoying friend if you don’t have one then it’s probably you.

It will be Always YOU.

Her attitude savage but her heart is gold.

Rolling with the homies.

The moment when she says you’re cute.

Friendship is love minus sex and plus reason. Love is friendship plus sex minus reason

I must destroy you with hugs and kisses

Men kick friendship around like a football, but it doesn’t seem to crack. Women treat it like glass and it goes to pieces.

Best friends are like thighs they are always sticking together

She is my Best Friend. You break her heart, I will break your face.

When I feel a little down, I put on my favorite high heels and dance

They say tongue is the strongest muscle of the body. Wanna fight?

We serve drinks cheaper and colder than your EX.

I got back with my Ex…Box 360

Do you have a name or can I call you Mine?

Friday, my second favorite F word

Every tall girl needs a short best friend.We all have that one friend…

5’2 my height but my attitude 6’1

Women drivers rev my engine.

I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship!

The worst thing in the world is to miss your BFF. I don’t want to feel it anymore. Please, come back soon.

Come back soon, dear! I can’t wait to take so many new selfies with you!

To be without you is the torture. Nothing pleases me because I can’t share my happiness with you. I miss you and I wait for you.

Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face!

Watch more sunsets than Netflix.

A friend will always make you Smile, especially when you don’t want to…

Be happy, it drives people crazy.

Today is one of those days that even my coffee needs a coffee.

Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth.

#ComeBackASAP is the only relevant hashtag for me. I miss you!

Only you understand my silly sense of humor. I miss you.

When you say best friends, it means friends forever

Nothing Can replace you!

Fear is stupid. So are regrets.

Life tasteless without that one annoying friend.

My only wish for you is that no. of candle decreases, but, the no. of parties and cake increases every year!!

Every year in your birthday you can an opportunity to start a fresh.

On your Birthday I have a special wish. Smile while all your teeth are present! Congratulations!

May you live as long as the earth exist.

I got something special for you, which both of us love. Wooo! I ate it all on the way.

On your birthday, don’t count the candles on your cake or wrinkles on the face. You will be shocked. Just be glad that you are not down for the count.

Being old is not a sin,happy birthday.

The more you enjoy and celebrate your life,the more is in life to celebrate.

Women marry men hoping they will change. Men marry women hoping they will not.

Marriage has no guarantees. If that’s what you’re looking for, go live with a car battery.

All marriages are happy. It’s the living together afterward that causes all the trouble.

I love being married. It’s so great to find one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life

A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband.

When a man opens a car door for his wife, it’s either a new car or a new wife.

Before I got married I had six theories about raising children; now, I have six children and no theories.

The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.