Cute and Funny BFF Quotes and Sayings

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Having a true BFF is such a blessing! It’s actually more exciting than even finding your true love!

Because there is no restriction or commitment between friends. You are free to do whatever you want to, without worrying about your BFF judging you and that actually makes this amazing.

Here, in this post, we have listed the funny bff quotes to let your friend know how much they mean to you.

This quotes could be used as a caption on instagram / WhatsApp which will look great along any of your funny photos.

So, if you looking for a funny quote for a crazy friendship, short bff quotes, Bff quote for him /her or even a funny bff birthday quote, we have covered it all! If you would like any more quotes on bff, do let us know. We will add it here!

Funny bff quotes and sayings

Following are some of the most amazing and funny quotes for your bestie

1. It’s all about how you describe thing 🙂

Good friends finish your sentences. A best friend will do the same, But make it sound 10 times dirtier in the process.


2. That how friendship works!

A good friend will help you move. But best friend will help you move a dead body.

— Jim Hayes

3. So they are a little weird?

I have lost friends, some by death, others through sheer inability to cross the street.


4. Embarrassing since day 1

A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked

— Bernard Meltzer

5. Only BFF have rights to hurt each other, NO ONE else!

Friends give you a shoulder to cry on. But best friends are ready with a shovel to hurt the person that made you cry.


6. Be completely yourself

A relationship with a best friend is like a sugarcane… You can crush it, shred it, grind it, squeeze it and it’s still sweet


7. Everyone’s childhood dream

I wish the homes of all my friends were connected to mine by secret underground tunnels


8. When two insane people are best friends

We’ve been friends for so long, I can’t remember which one of us is the bad influence.


9. Best friend forever quote

A true best friend: will always be there, will love you, will wipe away your tears, will laugh with you, will be crazy, will be stupid, and will be beside you till the day you die


10. When your friend can read your mind by your smile

Strangers think I’m quiet, my friends think I’ outgoing, my Best friends knows that I’m completely insane.


11. Friends know your priority

Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die


12. Something you will learn with least effort

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend. I’ll train you


13. Best reason to bond

True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people… together


14. A best friend can be your EVERYTHING

I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that


15. Honest opinion is what we need

A good friend can tell you what is the matter with you in a minute. He may not seem such a good friend after telling.

— Arthur Brisbane

Short and funny bff quotes

Do you like to keep it short?

Well, worry not, below quotes are specially curated for you. List of short quotes with great Fun!

1. Who likes a boring life after all

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend. But it helps.


2. That’s how you get famous

Best friends keeps your secret longer – at least for one hour.


3. You will also have to pay for it!

Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.


4. Some are born weird and some achieve it

I like you because you join in on my weirdness.


5. That one Joke, which makes you laugh every single time

Best friends never get tired of making jokes about each other.


6. Especially when it’s your BFF

Everything is funny, as long as it’s happening to somebody else.


7. A friend has got your back

A true friend never gets in your way unless you happen to be going down.


8. Friendship FOREVER

If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.


You might also like to read:

1. 100 Funny Captions for Friends

2. Thank you best friend

BFF quotes for him

Do you a feeling for a guy, who is your best friend? Or you just simply like him as a friend? Or maybe you want to signal him to take your friendship to another level?


It’s time to let him know in a creative way, choose one the captions that suits best for you and add it along with your best pic with him and post it on instagram and see the magic rolling!

1. A best friend will always believe in you, even it that looks stupid

A friend is someone who lets you have total freedom to be yourself.


2. Best friends stories is what you narrate to your friends

A good friend knows all your best stories. A best friend has lived them with you.


3. In a problem? Call up your best buddy!

A friend has to asks you whats wrong, a good friend has a shoulder for you to cry on, but a best-friend knows where to bury the bodies


4. True friendship

We’re always together, we’re one of a kind, 3 words describe us – ‘partners in crime’.


5. BFF = Love – S*X

The best friend will probably acquire the best wife, because a good marriage is founded on the talent for friendship


6. Love your BFF?? Go, and shout it loud

If you love a stranger, be friends. Love your friend, be best friends and if you love your best friend, tell HIM


7. Old is gold

Wishing to be friends is quick work, but friendship is a slow-ripening fruit.


BFF quotes for her

Secretly having feelings for your bff? Too shy or afraid to confess her? You are not alone!

We all have been there. So, if you ask me what do I recommend?

Probably you should keep sending her a signal that you like her, but please don’t make it too obvious or creep her out, that’s the last thing you might want.

Start with below funny bff quotes for her, which you can post on social media or send it in person to her. To let her know, how happy you are to have her in your life!

1. Gossip & Gossip

We’ll be best friends forever because you already know too much.


2. Benefit of having a boy best friend

Behind every heart, there is a best friend guarding it in case it breaks.


3. Ever wondered how long does friendship last?

A circle is round, it has no ends, that’s how long I want to be your best friend


4. That’s a creative way to flirt with your bff

I made my Face book name “Benefits,” so when you add me now it says “you’re friends with benefits.”


5. At end all we need a good friend

You fall in love with your best friend, it doesn’t mean that you guys stop being friends. It just brings more happiness for both of you


Funny bff birthday quotes

Let’s admit BFF birthday is a BIG deal, we are excited months before our bff’s birthday! Such an excitement we don’t even have for our birthday, do we?

Well, if it’s your best friend birthday, make sure shout it loud and let everyone know, how awesome friends they have!


Hey, we’re friends — is it shamefully delusional if we both agree to ignore our birthdays this year? I don’t care either. Happy…. whatever!


Don’t worry about your home. I had already booked fire extinguisher, in case your bday cake catch fire.


May you live as long as the earth exist.


Birthdays are nature’s way of telling us to eat more cake.


Growing old is like being penalized for a crime you have not committed.


Happy birthday to my best friend, the one who laughs at my silly jokes and still stands beside me even when I do dumb and stupid things!


Happy birthday to my best friend! We are such a great team: I am smart, good-looking and talented and you are great at being my friend!


You understand me like nobody else. I have a sibling in you my friend. Happy birthday to my best friend!


Happy Birthday to my wild and crazy friend. Thanks for keeping all of the adults busy with your antics when we were kids so that I never was punished!


Here’s to another year of laughing until it hurts, dealing with stupid people and keeping each other moderately sane. Happy Birthday best friend!


Today is your birthday so… why aren’t we drunk yet?


Happy Birthday to one of the few people whose birthday I can remember without a Facebook reminder


Stop counting the candles on your cake. You still have teethes and Black hair. Stay blessed!


Happy Birthday to my amazing, beautiful, and fabulous best friend


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